If you're into non-humans, look no further than the sexy, pellet-chomping, queen of old-school video games, Ms. Pac Man.

Any man between the age of 35 and 45 remembers the first time he set his eyes on those luscious red lips and dreamed of a one-night stand slaying ghosts and using their sheets for . . . other activities.

Some gamers are turned off by her roundness and the lack of an actual body. Others hesitate to move in on Pac Man's girl, but one look at that wedged-shaped mouth, her ability to devour fruit, and her sweet round head, and those details are forgotten.

Throw in the convenience carrying her around in your pocket and bringing her out whenever you need her, and you've got yourself the perfect little hottie.

If you prefer freaky humans instead of freaky ball things, then our next character is for you.

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