So people watched "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Wednesday night.
They saw the "Friends" reunion and expected that to be the headline on Thursday morning.
Cue bomb drop.
A spokesperson for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie announced Thursday morning they had married in a secret wedding in France. After two years of being engaged. No one saw it coming.
And suddenly, Jennifer Aniston's "Friends" stunt — just, you know, reuniting three of the biggest sitcom stars ever — was nothing.
That's not to say Brad and Angie did this on purpose, but it's an all-too-familiar narrative: lonely Jen vs. the happy couple.
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Tillerson told Fox News Thursday the Chinese threatened the North Korean government with sanctions if it conducts another nuclear test.
Nationalist protesters occupied the parliament building before being driven out by police with flash grenades.
Media reports say Israel blew up a weapons stockpile in Syria that was headed for Hezbollah, which makes an already tense relationship even worse.
China has launched its first domestically made aircraft carrier in an attempt to expand its military power.